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Sob Demotivational Poster


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...


TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am
LOL!


CAN'T SWEAR IN A DISNEY POSTER -


TAGS: firk ding mother hubbard sob
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:43 am
Could be worse... They could do another "American Graffiti". But who would play Candy Clark's role...?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:41 am
Maybe now that holiday special will see a high-quality release onto DVD & Blu-Ray!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:39 am
No, that was done in the prequels.
zoomer296 - May 13, 2013, 6:50 pm
It can't be any worse than the "Back To The Future" remake that Michael Bay is planning.
spacedog - November 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
Actually Disney made a couple great Marvel movies so the chances of the next Star Wars movies being an improvement is good. This was more about Lucas himself.
Grunno - November 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
What? Disney is going to screw up the SW films? What are they going to do, hire actors that can't act and insert annoying CGI characters?
spacedog - October 31, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:46 am
ditto...and the tags...love 'em. 5 sabers
Silverheart - October 31, 2012, 4:16 am

You beat me to it! I dread the future Star Wars releases. I like your use of censorship. 5*beep*s.


SOBRIETY TEST - Your auto's retinal scan is positive if your eye detects movement.


TAGS: drinking sobriety test
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:37 am
Is this a QR-code joke?
falloutghoul - December 10, 2012, 8:53 pm
I do!


NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS - 5 days sober Keep it up Whitney




The Boss -


TAGS: tyrannical overlord heartless sob
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 20, 2015, 9:56 am
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor natural disasters should stay these serfs from the swift completion of their jobs!
mizzdizz - January 20, 2015, 4:21 am
Now that's a pothole worth griping about! 5 laughing lions!
Greeny - January 19, 2015, 6:15 am
Not if it's your birthday, right?
JesusWept - January 19, 2015, 6:04 am
Once i couldn't get home from work because of a blizzard. The boss (who lived across the street) wanted us to do overtime....but the power went out haha.
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:03 pm
I had a 5loser boss like that. Blizzard 1 year shut down the whole city of Winnipeg. He calls from Toronto insists I open the stores (paint & wallpaper). Tell him people using snowmobiles for emerg. vehicles. He says then make sure to open by noon!?!


PROTOTYPE -


TAGS: weekend lame sober weak basement
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:32 pm
Well at least it didn't hit any phone wires...5L
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
PAinful stuff, ain't it? Once in awhile, when drinking, I head back there to enjoy the burn of failure, inexperience and pure lack of talent. It helps me step it up when I'm slacking.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Actually, I make a point not to. Reminds me too much of my own basement.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
You must've been looking at my older work.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
d***, it's true... Aggy can make a humorous poster. 5
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
They're still all magicians... and that isn't a plus in my book.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:27 pm
HAHA! atleast criss angel still performs illusions. David Blaine has become more of a "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" guy lol
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:04 pm
That actually would've been a great angle on it! Worse yet, Criss Angel!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
LOL AGGY! When I first saw this picture I wanted to write something about David Blaine but this is INFINITELY better! lol 5L


DISOBEDIENCE -


TAGS: disobedience kids water ocean lake wrong
Rating: 2.36/5

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Zai - August 8, 2009, 11:46 pm
The wording on the sign is wrong for the joke you made. Good effort, but I think it should be more like "Obeying laws: you're doing it right."
agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 9:44 pm
Jmac0585... what your conga-line of posters lack in ingenuity, they make up for with insipidity.


Once I had a great quote -


TAGS: i ll be sober next morning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Zeitguy

Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:06 am
Wait until bits of your lexicon becomes part of the mainstream...


No Committee's -


TAGS: sober sobriety
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:21 pm
Huh'?


SOBRIETY - Never sounded better...


TAGS: sober
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:59 pm

and drunkennes never looked worse~~~


Chair Mats -




ANOTHER DAY GONE -


TAGS: another day gone sob
Rating: 2.95/5

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RONSART - April 18, 2009, 1:39 am
Oh...and don,t forget to put yours in here too!


OBEDIENCE -




MARRIAGE PROPOSALS - They're best left until you're sober.




SOBERITY - BREAKING UP BANDS SINCE 1935.


TAGS: bands recovery soberity program rockers
Rating: 2.72/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
4/5. Only missing one cause of spelling...though I might rate it 5 later anyway haha.
GySgt1811a - December 15, 2011, 5:21 pm
Geez, thanks, Monk! I was wracking (not "racking," - different usage) my small brain trying to figure out what "soberity" was. It almost makes sense.
5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 12:51 pm
It would have helped if you could spell. I am not a super spelling Nazi like some, but come on! It is the title, fer chrissakes. It would have been a good poster if you cared. 1L for the days you make it sober.


IGNORANCE - At least the baby has a 3/5 chance to survive with mild mental scaring.


TAGS: killing babies fighting sobing running threatening
Rating: 1.67/5

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culos - June 1, 2010, 4:58 am
And this is why we hate Anime


Guidance -


TAGS: riots unrest protesting disobedience violence
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2016, 8:11 pm
Some people fight for freedom, but can't stand it when their neighbors express it.


misunderstood -


TAGS: sobriety
Rating: 4.56/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:10 am
True---and drink WATER like a fish! Hi. I'm mizzdizz n I'm married to an alcoholic. He's been sober 22 years. It ain't easy, but its worth it! He'll tell ya'! I'm a normy. I tell him to go to meetings, call his sponsor. Excellent poster, Rerun! 5 L!


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